I want to preface this post by saying that I absolutely, without a doubt, completely LOVED 2009! It was a great year for me and most of my friends and family. I turned 21, my brother got married, my best buddy got engaged, and my friends and I took an awesome trip to Vegas. Still, 2009 handed down a few important life lessons. Enjoy:
1. Always eat at Margaritaville as many times as possible when in Vegas. (The volcano nachos will change your life! Not to mention, they do not play around with their alcohol; I woke up from multiple afternoon naps a little bit hung over after lunch time long islands at M-Ville)
2. Never skip Black Friday shopping. (The sales are too good to miss. $30 down comforters at Kohl's? Trust me, you'll regret missing that one for the rest of your life! Any event that gets people out of bed at 3am and instigates so many asinine arguments is 100% fine by me. Rock and I acquired many inside jokes during the delusional haze that was Black Friday last year.)
3. Always lock your door. (You never know when some jerk is gonna drunkenly stumble into your apartment. I didn't learn this through personal experience, but it's certainly a big fear of mine now after the stories I heard last year)
4. Never, under any circumstances, is it a good idea to drink six different mixed drinks in less than two hours; especially when they all contain vodka. (Self explanatory)
5. Always know what makes you happy. (Life is so much better when you're doing the things that bring you joy)
Hopefully I can remember at least a couple of these life lessons and it will make for an even better 2010.
Stone
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It's Conan. Anyone who disagrees must have a cold, humorless existence. End of discussion.
ReplyDeleteIs Leno a comedian?
ReplyDeleteOkay do you mean your 2 best buddies got engaged...or were you just referring to Kels?! Hurtful! hahah. Okay I think you learned #4 at the street dances perhaps on my birthday because I remember you got like extremely sick the night after or something.
ReplyDeleteAnd hands down Conan is the better comedian. I mean Leno doesn't even compare. I'm so mad that Conan is being taken off the air. So mad.
I don't really know much about either Leno or Conan, so I will abstain from voting. But, I do not know what bumpits are. When I first read the word, I thought it was going to refer to the red bumps that appear on upper-arms for no apparent reasons. I think that should be the hate-it item for next week. They are unattractive and unpreventable.
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