People Watching

Hey! Long time no blog. Sorry I haven't blogged in decades. Just wasn't feeling it. Until now. So I'm in the union today tabling for a group that I'm a member of, and I thought I should share thoughts that go through my head as I look at people walking by.

-Of course, as we always say, LEGGINGS ARE NOT PANTS!!!!!!

-Men, if you have a ponytail, growing a goatee makes you look like a rapist. FYI

-Pea Coats and flannel pajama pants: awesome combination.

-I think I just saw someone drink coffee out of a peanut can. I like it.

-Not about people but awesome nonetheless: can't wait for CAKE's new album! Something to hold me over until Tegan and Sara release a new album and start touring again.

-Despite Stone's obsession with them, men that look like coke-heads are creepy.

-Black pants + brown shoes = not okay.

-The president of the Secular Student Alliance is ridiculously good looking.

-Only Buffy can pull off leather pants. Give it up.

-Gaucho pants.... Really?

-Comb overs: not okay. Give it up. Shave your head.

-Gaucho pants girl just came back the other way. She's pregnant. Acceptable.

-Unicorn!

-It's argyle Fridays, not Thursdays. You're a day early lady.

-Acid wash jeans..... What year is it?

-Gingers have no souls.

-I always feel bed when I don't tell people that they're backpacks are unzipped. But my headphones are in and you're walking really fast. Sucks for you.

-The union rats give me the wiggins. You know who I'm talking about.

-LEGGINGS ARE NOT PANTS!!!!!!!

-So.... Why are you wearing swimming trunks in the middle of November?

-In exactly 12 hours, I will be seeing Harry Potter 7.1!!!!!! Fun fact.

-Black underwear + white jeans = not okay

-Where's the flood?

-I know I live in Wyoming, but I will never understand why people need to wear cowboy boots to class.

-Leggings still aren't pants.

That's all I'm feeling for now.

Fist pumpin forever.

Rock