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August 5, 2009

Bad Drivers, Dumb Disc Jockeys, and Wendy's

Okay I'm sorry to have to bring it back to driving, and I'm fully aware that both Stone and I could probably benefit from a road rage class, but I have no choice. I was just driving to the bank when some old stupid b***h would not let me change lanes! I had my signal on for about a block and instead of just maintaining her speed so that I could have gotten over, she speeds up around me, then changes lanes! Are you kidding? Not only is this not okay, ever, but as soon as I needed to get over another lane, into the one she had changed into, she did it again! So of course I freak out and start giving her the finger and honking and shouting. So I finally get in behind her and turn, when the guy I got in front of finally starts honking and giving me the finger! Okay not only was I abiding by the laws and actually being a good driver, (hello I was signaling with plenty of warning!), but I then was supposed to feel bad about it? Well f**k you! Here's a thought: don't be a douche and when people signal, let them in! Like, you know, you're supposed to!

Moving on. I was listening to ESPN radio yesterday, and they start discussing a list they have made of the top fifteen sitcoms of all time. I'm excited until people start calling in to guess what is on it. Not only is it lacking the modern masterpieces, such as Arrested Development or It's Always Sunny in Philidelphia, but their list of fifteen does not include Cheers, MASH, or Frasier! In fact, after looking the list up online, these three classics which would easily make top five on any normal persons list, didn't even make their top thirty! But of course The Flintstones and Will and Grace made their top fifteen? I'm sorry I like both of these shows, but this is so wrong it makes me want to vomit. This is not okay, although there isn't a lot to be learned about this. Write letters people. These idiots have no idea what they're talking about.

And last, I would just like to call out how delicious Wendy's new boneless chicken wings are. I strongly recommend getting some right now! I had them for dinner last night and lunch today, and I'm not even close to regretting it even though I'm in a wedding in two days! If I haven't lost the weight by now, it's not coming off I figure...

You're welcome,

Rock

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