Shore and Sweet Tea

It is rare and exciting times when two colossal events, that basically make my world go round, occur on the same day. In other words, it would be the equivalent of NSYNC and the Spice Girls getting back together, Michael Jackson rising from the dead, Britney getting her shit together, and all of them announcing that they are joining forces to go on a world tour together, with Justin Bieber opening, and Ellen hosting. So... what are these two colossal events? Well my dear friends, all I have to say is four words, Jersey Shore and Sweet Tea.

Yes tomorrow the fates have aligned and the premiere of the second season of Jersey Shore will occur on the exact same day as McAlisters FREE Sweet Tea day. Now, I know that Rock and Stone will agree with me when I say that we usually try to stay away from "free" things, since nothing is "free", and "free" usually comes with a d up your a. However, it's McAlister's Sweet Tea. This stuff is like crack people! It is delicious, refreshing, and seems to have the same affect on us as crack would. Also, I would like to point out that McAlisters doesn't cheat you with their free Sweet Tea. As we recently found out in Vegas, when people say that there are free drinks or $1 Margaritas, it really just means you get a shot glass size cup's worth of the drink with a drop of alcohol. Not at McAlisters though. They give you a 22 oz glass worth of it, and you can have all the free refills you want! So needless to say, if you live anywhere close to a McAlisters, tomorrow you should have a life changing experience, and go to FREE SWEAT TEA DAY!

I am practically pissing myself with excitement for season two of Jersey Shore! I have been going through some serious Snooki and Pauly D withdrawals lately. Hands down this is the best reality TV show ever! Why you may ask? I will give 5 main reasons:

1) These people are the BIGGEST shitshows ever! It truly provides for high class entertainment.
2) Because these people are the biggest shit shows ever, they make everyone else in the world look better. Now, when I go out and see people acting crazy in a drunken stupor, I'm desensitized to it. My first thoughts are, "Well at least she isn't wearing a dress with no panties, and flipping around on the dance floor" or, "Well at least he isn't the Situation."
3) Jwoww and Snooki. This is the best friendship ever!
4) Although I really despise the Situation, I have to put him down as one of the reasons to watch the show. I really enjoy people who think that they are God's gift to the planet when they could not be more wrong. He often talks about how he is the "man of the house" and everyone loves him, and then his roommates spend the majority of their video logs talking about how much they don't like him.
5) Finally, if for no other reason, watch this show for the club scenes. Its like watching humans in their most primitive state (beating up beats, fist pumping, chest beating, prowling for man meat, and a mate to take back to the house).

Needless to say everyone should watch the Jersey Shore. It is a huge self esteem booster, and if you do nothing with your life at least you can say that you are no Mike the "Situation". So watch and enjoy!

So what is the recipe for the greatest day of your life?

Take 1 part FREE Sweet Tea, 2 parts Jersey Shore, and 1 part good friends. Stir and enjoy.

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